Louis ignores carrots from a fan, Liam takes them. x
liam you beautiful creature
Liam is amazing!!
when i have kids
can i just skip the whole up-all-night baby thing
and go straight to where they play soccer and slide tackle other 5 year olds
Me: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: What for?
Me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS What do you fucking think for.
Football player: Hi .... wait you look familiar, do i know you?
Me: what.
Football player: OH! you're that one girl i follow on my secret tumblr. I only go on your blog like a million times a day. I also see that you are super obsessed with me. I think we should get a cat and name it Rupert. I also see that you love Nutella, so i'll make sure that you have an endless supply. I'll always send you the cutest text messages so you can screen cap them and put them on Tumblr to get tons of notes. We will be the cutest couple in history.
Me:
Football player:
Me:
Football player:
Me:
Football player: Hey...are you breathing?
